Bling Dawg Ball

Bling Dawg Ball

Take your dawg’s instagram game to the next level by surrounding him with bitches and giving him this gold “grills” and “diamonds” dawg ball to chomp down on. Pupparazzi be hounding.

Rabbit Squeak Chew Toy

Rabbit Squeak Chew Toy

Easily mistaken for roadkill, this plush rabbit toy appeals to a dog’s natural instincts and a human’s instinct to double take. Made with strong plush fabric and double stitched to last, this toy will stand up to moderate chewing.

Velociraptor Dog Costume

Velociraptor Dog Costume

Welcome...to Jurassic Dog Park. Turn your best friend into a velociraptor without the need for costly genetic engineering. This terrifying raptor costume doesn't just make walks in the park fun, it makes them Jurassic. "Clever girl".

  • Newest
  • Eats Wallet
  • Heckin Cheap
Princess Leia Costume

Princess Leia Costume

"You stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder." This Princess Leia dog costume dress comes with attached foam arms and headpiece with signature Leia buns, giving the illusion your dog is standing.

Puncture Resistant Pool Float -38%

Puncture Resistant Pool Float

Puncture resistant from dog claws, (not shark jaws), this paw shaped pool float is the perfect companion for lazy days by the pool. The durable vinyl construction provides your dog with years of laziness and safety while lounging around your favourite water hole.

$39.57 $63.97 Eat wallet
Hide A Squirrel Interactive Toy

Hide A Squirrel Interactive Toy

Unlike the squirrels in the park, these squirrels actually enjoy getting chased! Indulge your dog in their favorite pastime. Just stuff the squeaky squirrels in the soft tree trunk, and watch your dog pull them out one by one.

Pooch Selfie

Pooch Selfie

Get your pooch twice as many bitches on Tindog with the pooch selfie smartphone accessory. The squeaker ball keeps your dog transfixed on the camera and looking a million bones in every photo.

Snowball Dog Toy

Snowball Dog Toy

Like trolling your dog? Next time you're out in the snow, throw your dog this realistic snowball a few times so he gets used to catching it, then secretly replace it with a REAL snowball 😉

Bone Shaped Storage Basket

Bone Shaped Storage Basket

Buying too much outrageous sh*t on MyDogEatsMyWallet? Store your dog's growing collection of toys and accessories in this luxury bone shaped storage basket made of plastic wicker.

Heliflight Dog Toy

Heliflight Dog Toy

GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! This Heliflight dog toy flies like a Helicopter making it easy for your dog to catch. Unlike a real helicopter it also floats on water and doesn't require refuelling between trips.

Larry The Mailman

Larry The Mailman

Train your dog to attack the mailman with this incredibly lifelike mailman toy. Unlike most mailmen, Larry the Mailman loves to get mauled and can even float on water. Great for dogs 15-pound Plus.

Tuff Silver Orb

Tuff Silver Orb

Bring your dog this orb to chew on and he will honour you by not shitting on the carpet. Made with award winning orbee tuff material this ball can withstand the toughest bites in the galaxy.

BazooK-9 Tennis Ball Launcher

BazooK-9 Tennis Ball Launcher

If you've always wanted to be able to say "Fuck this shit, I'm getting my bazooka" then the Bazook-9 tennis ball launcher is for you. This ball launcher comes with two squeaky tennis balls and shoots balls up to 75ft.

Americanine Express Card

Americanine Express Card

Take your rich dog's Instagram game to the next level with the Americanine Express bank card dog toy. This squeaker toy is the perfect addition to an opulent scene of bitches, champagne and fat cigars.

Floating Skipping Stones

Floating Skipping Stones

Master the art of skipping stones before the next Olympics with these floating skipping stones. Shaped like real stones, skip them over water as far as you can and wait for your dog to bring them back.

Heinie Sniff’n Squeaker Toy

Heinie Sniff’n Squeaker Toy

Bond with your dog over your mutual love of Heinie Sniffn' by treating your best friend to a bottle of tasty Heinie. This fun squeaker toy will keep your dog happy whilst you swig down your own bottle of brew.

READ MORE +
Petcube Play

Petcube Play

Worry about your dog throwing a “chew” party when you’re out? Petcube Play lets you watch, talk and play with your dog when you’re not at home. You can even share access to the device with your friends and family too.

$149.00 Eat wallet
Chewbacca Stick Dog Toy

Chewbacca Stick Dog Toy

"Gggggaaaaaaarrrrr. Arrrrhhhn. Arrrggghhnnn. Grrrhn. Gahr. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhrnnn. Rhhhnngggnn. Garrrrr Ggggr gaarrr grrn rrhnn. Rrrrrrr rrrraaaahhh rrrrrrggghhhhnn. Gggggggrrrrrn."

Hurl A Squirrel Rope Ring Toy

Hurl A Squirrel Rope Ring Toy

Squirrels hate it. Hurl A Squirrel rope ring toy is specifically designed to piss off squirrels and make your dog go nuts for catching them. Not afraid of getting shunned by your local squirrel community? Then add this toy to your collection.

Bad Spaniels Liquor Bottle Toy

Bad Spaniels Liquor Bottle Toy

Bad Spaniels may not be real whiskey but this fun squeaker toy certainly looks like the real thing. It's the same size as a real 12oz bottle of jack and looks great in photos next to sleeping dogs. Play responsibly.

Outdoor Doggie Water Fountain

Outdoor Doggie Water Fountain

Eating, sleeping and humping bitches all day can make a dog thirsty! The Doggie Water Fountain puts fresh clean water just one paw away. It's easy to press, constantly fresh and encourages your dog to drink whenever they feel thirsty.

ThunderShirt Dog Anxiety Jacket

ThunderShirt Dog Anxiety Jacket

Does your dog go ballistic when there's fireworks or thunder? The Thundershirt applies gentle, constant pressure, similar to swaddling an infant. This creates a dramatic calming effect for over 80% of dogs who wear it.

Rogz Grinz Dog Ball

Rogz Grinz Dog Ball

Try not to grin when your dog sinks his teeth into the Rogz Grinz ball! Grinz Balls are soft enough not to hurt your dog's teeth but firm enough to bounce. Push treats into the hole and watch your dog grin for hours!

Hyper Tennis Ball Launcher

Hyper Tennis Ball Launcher

Make fetch great again and catapult tennis balls over 220 feet with the Hyper Tennis Ball Launcher. It's addictive seeing how far you can shoot or even seeing how many of your neighbour's windows you can smash.

Bulldog Batman Hoodie

Bulldog Batman Hoodie

Bitches love billionaire bulldogs. This Batman Hoodie fits English Bulldogs from 16 to 35 Pounds. It's made of soft stretchable fleece with stretch waist and cuffs that provide added protection from the cold (and crime fighting).

My Dog Eats My Wallet